Time Is Money

Time Is Money

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.

不入虎穴焉得虎子

不入虎穴焉得虎子某日，一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:凭我的造诣，没有什麽成语不 知道的，就连中国成语也难不倒我!! 於是同学纷纷发问...... 甲:Peoplemountainpeoplesea!师:小case,人山人海! 乙:Threehearttwomeaning!师:简单,三心二意! 丙:Lookthroughautumnwater!师:难不倒我,望穿秋水! 丁:Bluewhosayandthewho"s! 师:...........嗯..........这个..........我想.....(过了十分钟) 师不好意思的说:真的被你们考倒了，这句是什麽意思啊? 丁生很得意得说:哈!是不入虎穴焉得虎子啦!!

Marriage Arranged by an Unborn Baby

The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition. "How?"I asked. "Her marriage was arranged by her unborn baby." "What do you mean?"I was puzzled. "She had to get married because of her premarital pregnancy,"She explained in embarrassment.